Q 01/05
A) Halloween
B) Veterans Day
C) Thanksgiving
D) New Year's Day
Answer · why
Thanksgiving: it opened on November 18, 1983, and had faded from most cinemas within a few weeks, long before home video and television turned it into...
Q 02/05
A) John Hughes
B) Steven Spielberg
C) Chris Columbus
D) Bob Clark
Answer · why
Bob Clark heard the author tell the flagpole story on his car radio and kept circling the block to hear the end; it took him over a decade, and the bo...
Q 03/05
A) Playboy
B) The New Yorker
C) Esquire
D) Saturday Evening Post
Answer · why
Playboy published them: founder Hugh Hefner was a fan, and cartoonist Shel Silverstein had long urged the author to write down the tales he had been i...
Q 04/05
A) A new car
B) A lifetime supply of soap
C) A bowling trophy
D) A leg lamp
Answer · why
A leg lamp, shaped like a woman's leg in a fishnet stocking: the Old Man calls it 'indescribably beautiful', and Mother's quiet war on it goes down as...
Q 05/05
A) "You'll poke your eye out!"
B) "You'll shoot your eye out!"
C) "You'll break your arm!"
D) "You'll lose your mind!"
Answer · why
'You'll shoot your eye out!' is what his mother says, then his teacher, then a department-store Santa; Ralphie decides his mother must have got to the...
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