Q 01/05

Flying Spaghetti Monster followers have won the right to wear which utensil in driving licence photos?

A) Colander

B) Saucepan

C) Cheese grater

D) Stockpot

Answer · why

A) Colander

Colander photos began with one campaigner who spent three years, and passed a psychological fitness check, before his licence arrived in 2011. Many ot...

Q 02/05

According to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, heaven features a volcano of which drink?

A) Wine

B) Rum

C) Beer

D) Mead

Answer · why

C) Beer

Beer from that volcano left the deity hung over in the world's first week, so He forgot He had already made the land and made it all over again.

Q 03/05

A graph in the original Flying Spaghetti Monster letter shows what rising as the number of pirates falls?

A) Average life expectancy

B) Global temperatures

C) Gasoline prices

D) Divorce rates

Answer · why

B) Global temperatures

Global temperatures climb as pirates dwindle after the 1800s on the graph, a deliberate jab at anyone who mistakes a correlation for a cause.

Q 04/05

The eight 'I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts' in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster parody which biblical list?

A) The Beatitudes

B) The Seven Deadly Sins

C) The Ten Commandments

D) The Twelve Apostles

Answer · why

C) The Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments became eight because, in the book, Captain Mosey dropped two of his stone tablets on the way down from Mount Salsa.

Q 05/05

The best-known Flying Spaghetti Monster image, made by Niklas Jansson in 2005, reworks which Renaissance painting?

A) The Birth of Venus

B) The Last Supper

C) The School of Athens

D) The Creation of Adam

Answer · why

D) The Creation of Adam

The Creation of Adam, from the Sistine Chapel ceiling, was redrawn with the pasta deity in God's place, and the picture became the movement's de facto...