Q 01/05
A) Highway Star
B) Smoke on the Water
C) Child in Time
D) Strange Kind of Woman
Answer · why
Smoke on the Water got its title from the haze drifting over Lake Geneva as the band watched from their hotel. A flare fired by an audience member had...
Q 02/05
A) Jewish Princess
B) Catholic Girls
C) Valley Girl
D) Fine Girl
Answer · why
Valley Girl became Frank Zappa's only US Top 40 single, peaking at number 32. He meant it as a jab at San Fernando teen culture, but it spread the sla...
Q 03/05
A) A pinky toe
B) An earlobe
C) A collarbone
D) A thumb
Answer · why
A pinky toe of Gail's that Frank found funny-looking was the original Dweezil. A hospital nurse refused to register the name, so the boy's birth certi...
Q 04/05
A) A typewriter
B) A vacuum cleaner
C) A step ladder
D) A bicycle
Answer · why
A bicycle was Frank Zappa's instrument on national television in 1963, three years before his first album. He plucked, banged and bowed the spokes wit...
Q 05/05
A) Eyebrows
B) Moustache
C) Sideburns
D) Cheekbones
Answer · why
Moustache markings on the underside of the female spider reminded two Belgian biologists of Frank Zappa, so they named it for him in 1994. A jellyfish...
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