Q 01/05

In 1932 the Australian military went to war against which animal, and lost?

A) Rabbits

B) Kangaroos

C) Crocodiles

D) Emus

Answer · why

D) Emus

Soldiers with Lewis guns were sent to cull the birds in Western Australia's Wheatbelt, but the flocks scattered into small mobile groups and the opera...

Q 02/05

The shortest war in recorded history, fought in 1896, lasted roughly how long?

A) Three days

B) Six hours

C) Eleven days

D) About 38 minutes

Answer · why

A) Three days

Britain and the Sultanate of Zanzibar fought it after a disputed succession; the palace was shelled and the new sultan fled before lunch.

Q 03/05

The only shot fired in a 1784 Dutch-Habsburg naval standoff hit what, giving the conflict its name?

A) A steam boiler

B) A church bell

C) A soup kettle

D) A cooking fire

Answer · why

C) A soup kettle

The Habsburg ship Le Louis surrendered after that single shot, making it one of the least bloody wars ever fought.

Q 04/05

The 1859 Pig War between the US and Britain began when an American farmer shot a pig doing what?

A) Swimming to a British ship

B) Eating his potatoes

C) Chasing his sheep

D) Sleeping in his barn

Answer · why

A) Swimming to a British ship

The pig belonged to a Hudson's Bay Company employee on San Juan Island; the farmer offered $10, the owner wanted $100, and both nations sent troops.

Q 05/05

The 1838 France-Mexico war is nicknamed after the profession of a Frenchman whose shop was looted. What was he?

A) A watchmaker

B) A tailor

C) A wine merchant

D) A pastry chef

Answer · why

D) A pastry chef

Monsieur Remontel said Mexican officers had looted his shop in Tacubaya and demanded 60,000 pesos for a business valued at under 1,000.

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