Q 01/05
A) The spotlight
B) The ceiling
C) The camera
D) The curtain
Answer · why
The ceiling gets the first kiss, thirty feet up, and only then do the pair kiss each other while still hanging in the air.
Q 02/05
A) A sandwich
B) A coffee
C) An aspirin
D) A beer
Answer · why
A beer keeps George out of the room for the shooting, so he returns to find Hazel weeping over something neither of them can name.
Q 03/05
A) Diana Moon Glampers
B) Montana Wildhack
C) Beatrice Rumfoord
D) Mona Aamons Monzano
Answer · why
Diana Moon Glampers ends the rebellion in person, and the narrator remarks that Hazel looks a good deal like her.
Q 04/05
A) Thick veils
B) Dark goggles
C) Ugly masks
D) Paper bags
Answer · why
Ugly masks hide good looks, so viewers assume the ballerina wearing the most hideous one is the most beautiful dancer of all.
Q 05/05
A) President
B) Emperor
C) King
D) Pharaoh
Answer · why
Emperor is the title he proclaims, boasting that he is the greatest ruler in history before ripping off his handicaps on camera.
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