Q 01/05
A) Vinegar
B) Honey
C) Brandy
D) Molasses
Answer · why
Honey is what preserves the 'mellified man', a legendary remedy said to mend broken limbs. In the tale, the donor ate nothing else until the diet kill...
Q 02/05
A) Fred Rogers
B) Jackie Chan
C) Indiana Jones
D) Optimus Prime
Answer · why
Fred Rogers, the gentle children's television host, outlasts every action hero in the song. The brawl he survives drags on for about a century.
Q 03/05
A) The Far Side
B) Bloom County
C) Calvin and Hobbes
D) Pearls Before Swine
Answer · why
Calvin and Hobbes ran in newspapers from 1985 to 1995, after which Watterson moved back into private life. The song is a track on the album View-Monst...
Q 04/05
A) Halloween
B) April Fools' Day
C) Friday the 13th
D) Leap Day
Answer · why
Leap Day, February 29, was the release date, so the album's exact anniversary comes round only once every four years. Neil Cicierega had announced it ...
Q 05/05
A) An arcade machine
B) A vending machine
C) A pinball table
D) A jukebox
Answer · why
An arcade machine is what he becomes, adored by players and then abandoned and destroyed. Neil Cicierega likened the tale to an old horror anthology s...
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