Q 01/05

On Ned's Declassified, which animal does Gordy obsessively try to trap as it runs loose around Polk Middle School?

A) A raccoon

B) A weasel

C) A skunk

D) A possum

Answer · why

B) A weasel

A weasel runs loose in the school all series long while Gordy's traps keep failing. In the finale the staff tear the school apart to catch it, then sp...

Q 02/05

Ned Bigby began writing his school survival guide after accidentally wandering into which room back in kindergarten?

A) The teachers' lounge

B) The principal's office

C) The nurse's office

D) The girls' bathroom

Answer · why

D) The girls' bathroom

The girls' bathroom was the scene of the kindergarten blunder, and his old elementary school substitute had to rescue Ned from it three times.

Q 03/05

Ned nicknamed his best friend Moze because their first-grade class already had three other girls with which first name?

A) Jessica

B) Stephanie

C) Jennifer

D) Amanda

Answer · why

C) Jennifer

Jennifer was shared by four girls in that class, so Ned invented Moze to tell his friend apart; her surname is Mosely.

Q 04/05

On Ned's Declassified, what name does Cookie use for the female persona that gets him into parties?

A) Simone

B) Nicole

C) Monique

D) Yvonne

Answer · why

A) Simone

Simone is a play on his real first name, Simon, and the disguise fools everyone except Ned and Moze. Bully Billy Loomer even develops a crush on her.

Q 05/05

Moze, the record-setting athlete of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, plays which team sport for Polk?

A) Softball

B) Basketball

C) Soccer

D) Volleyball

Answer · why

D) Volleyball

Volleyball is her game, and she holds more school records than anyone at Polk, including the record for most records.