Q 01/05
A) Reggie's
B) Monk's Café
C) The Dream Café
D) Luke's Diner
Answer · why
Monk's Café is the gang's second home; in 'The Soup', a bungled date with one of its waitresses leaves George unable to eat there, so they end up at a...
Q 02/05
A) Hoochie mama!
B) Peace, brother!
C) Serenity now!
D) Calm the storm!
Answer · why
Frank yells 'Serenity now!' on a relaxation tape's advice in 'The Serenity Now' (1997); a salesman warns 'serenity now, insanity later,' and Kramer pr...
Q 03/05
A) Eating junk food
B) Watching television
C) Telling a lie
D) Masturbating
Answer · why
The four bet on who can go longest without masturbating; the word is never spoken in the episode, and its script won a Primetime Emmy for comedy writi...
Q 04/05
A) Harold
B) Lenny
C) Cosmo
D) Martin
Answer · why
Kramer's first name is Cosmo, revealed in the season-six episode 'The Switch' (January 1995) when his mother Babs uses it; for five seasons he had bee...
Q 05/05
A) Jason Alexander
B) Jerry Stiller
C) Patrick Warburton
D) Michael Richards
Answer · why
Michael Richards played Kramer for all nine seasons; in 'The Keys' the character turns actor himself, leaving for Los Angeles and popping up in an epi...
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