Q 01/05
A) To honor her mother
B) To spite her father
C) Its pun on her burns
D) A teacher's old rule
Answer · why
Its pun on her burns is why she demands both names: the surname echoes the injury that scarred her face and hands when she was three years old.
Q 02/05
A) To get cut from the team
B) To keep his best friend
C) To spite his mother
D) To win a lunchroom bet
Answer · why
To keep his best friend, Eric tries to stay as much an outcast as Sarah Byrnes. The two had bonded as children over his weight and her scars.
Q 03/05
A) Burnt Bacon Bits
B) Greasy Spoon Gazette
C) Fried Chicken Skins
D) Crispy Pork Rinds
Answer · why
Crispy Pork Rinds takes its name from the pair's own pain: a sarcastic nod to her burn scars and his weight. Its first issue went after one particular...
Q 04/05
A) A clothes iron
B) A wood stove
C) A steam radiator
D) A barbecue grill
Answer · why
A wood stove left the scars that Sarah Byrnes long passed off as an accident. She was three when her father pressed her face to it to punish her mothe...
Q 05/05
A) Her father drugged her
B) She lost her memory
C) She is faking it
D) A head injury caused it
Answer · why
She is faking it: the silence is a ruse, because the hospital is the one place she feels safe from her father. His abuse had been getting worse.
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