Q 01/05
A) Fork handles
B) Paraffin wicks
C) Door hinges
D) Broom heads
Answer · why
Fork handles, meaning handles for garden forks, is what he wants, but his dropped aitches make the order sound like a request for candles. The shopkee...
Q 02/05
A) Quiz show hosts
B) Weather forecasters
C) Newsreaders
D) Chat show hosts
Answer · why
Newsreaders gave the shy Barker a mask to hide behind: he found it almost impossible to talk to an audience as himself, so the spoof bulletins kept bo...
Q 03/05
A) Peter Sellers
B) Harry Secombe
C) Michael Bentine
D) Spike Milligan
Answer · why
Spike Milligan first planned the story as a TV special for the Goons, but Peter Sellers's Hollywood commitments sank it. The serial's credits named hi...
Q 04/05
A) Sweeney Todd
B) Jack the Ripper
C) Dr Hawley Crippen
D) John Christie
Answer · why
Jack the Ripper is the model for the Phantom, a madman who stalks the streets and stuns or kills members of the upper classes simply by blowing a rasp...
Q 05/05
A) Dad's Army
B) The Likely Lads
C) Porridge
D) Bless This House
Answer · why
Porridge takes its title from old slang for a prison sentence, after the breakfast once served in British jails. Barker privately regarded it as the f...
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