Q 01/05

In Welcome to Night Vale's first episode, which new facility does the City Council forbid every resident from entering?

A) A dog park

B) A skate park

C) A petting zoo

D) A swimming pool

Answer · why

A) A dog park

A dog park opens at the corner of Earl Road and Somerset, yet neither dogs nor people are allowed in, and residents are not even meant to acknowledge ...

Q 02/05

What kind of creature is Hiram McDaniels, the blogger and fugitive who runs for office in Welcome to Night Vale?

A) A three-headed wolf

B) A seven-headed serpent

C) A five-headed dragon

D) A two-headed snake

Answer · why

C) A five-headed dragon

A five-headed dragon standing eighteen feet tall, Hiram became a fugitive after he was pulled over for speeding and handed the Sheriff's Secret Police...

Q 03/05

Which entity tries to conquer Night Vale by telepathy, then settles down and becomes president of the school board?

A) The Distant Prince

B) The Glow Cloud

C) The Woman from Italy

D) The Faceless Old Woman

Answer · why

B) The Glow Cloud

The Glow Cloud rained dead armadillos, lizards and crows on the town, then came back to join the school board because it judged Night Vale the ideal p...

Q 04/05

Which public servants in Welcome to Night Vale are feared as deadly, clawed creatures that prey on their visitors?

A) Bus drivers

B) Crossing guards

C) Postal workers

D) Librarians

Answer · why

D) Librarians

Librarians in Night Vale are monsters with gnarled yellow teeth, pincers and wings, and during one summer programme they trapped nearly 100 children i...

Q 05/05

Which role at Night Vale Community Radio is a running joke for how rarely the people who fill it survive?

A) Producers

B) Interns

C) Engineers

D) Janitors

Answer · why

B) Interns

Interns at the station die or vanish so often that only a handful, Cecil himself and Dana Cardinal among them, are known to have come through the prog...