Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
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50 free Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide trivia questions with answers — trivia quiz, new questions added Oct 2026.
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide ran on Nickelodeon from 2004 to 2007 and turned the everyday panic of middle school into a rulebook. Ned Bigby talked straight to the camera, handed out tips on everything from lockers to crushes, and usually learned them the hard way. This quiz covers the whole run: Ned, Moze and Cookie, the teachers and bullies who roam Polk Middle School, the running gags, the guest stars, and what the cast and creator did next. The questions start with moments most viewers remember and work up to details only repeat watchers will catch. It is built for anyone who grew up with the show, for fans testing each other, and for quiz hosts who want a nostalgic Nickelodeon round.
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Q 01On Ned's Declassified, which animal does Gordy obsessively try to trap as it runs loose around Polk Middle School?
A weasel
A weasel runs loose in the school all series long while Gordy's traps keep failing. In the finale the staff tear the school apart to catch it, then spare it on finding it has just given birth.
Q 02Ned Bigby began writing his school survival guide after accidentally wandering into which room back in kindergarten?
The girls' bathroom
The girls' bathroom was the scene of the kindergarten blunder, and his old elementary school substitute had to rescue Ned from it three times.
Q 03Ned nicknamed his best friend Moze because their first-grade class already had three other girls with which first name?
Jennifer
Jennifer was shared by four girls in that class, so Ned invented Moze to tell his friend apart; her surname is Mosely.
Q 04On Ned's Declassified, what name does Cookie use for the female persona that gets him into parties?
Simone
Simone is a play on his real first name, Simon, and the disguise fools everyone except Ned and Moze. Bully Billy Loomer even develops a crush on her.
Q 05Moze, the record-setting athlete of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, plays which team sport for Polk?
Volleyball
Volleyball is her game, and she holds more school records than anyone at Polk, including the record for most records.
Q 06Sunglasses-loving administrator Crubbs on Ned's Declassified is an exaggerated spoof of which TV cop show?
Miami Vice
Miami Vice even supplied his name: Crubbs blends its detectives Crockett and Tubbs. He admits that as a teenager he wanted to be a cop in Florida, not a school official.
Q 07In the series finale of Ned's Declassified, which longtime crush does Ned pass over to start dating Moze?
Suzie
Suzie Crabgrass had been his dream girl since he was eight, but she ends the finale back with the reformed bully Billy Loomer.
Q 08Which dorky Ned's Declassified character, played by Rob Pinkston, is a favorite target of Billy Loomer's gang?
Coconut Head
Coconut Head is named for his coconut-shaped hairdo, and his real name is never revealed, though he turns up in almost every episode.
Q 09Gordy, the adult Ned turns to for advice on Ned's Declassified, holds which job at Polk Middle School?
Janitor
Janitor Gordy is a former Polk student who dodges real work by leaving it for the night shift, and he once taught dance.
Q 10Which future movie star landed his first regular job as background student Zippy Brewster on Ned's Declassified?
Austin Butler
Austin Butler spent two seasons in the background, and co-star Lindsey Shaw introduced him to the manager who launched his career.
Q 11Which lab-coated teacher on Ned's Declassified does Ned consider evil, yet calls Ned a favorite student in the finale?
Mr. Sweeney
Mr. Sweeney hides Ned from the administration in the finale as an early graduation present, then admits Ned was among his worst students and his favorites.
Q 12Before her season 3 makeover on Ned's Declassified, allergy-prone Lisa Zemo almost always carries a bottle of what?
Nasal spray
Nasal spray is her trademark because she is allergic to cats, dogs, trees and nuts. After the makeover, Cookie suddenly has to compete for her attention.
Q 13Cybernerd Cookie on Ned's Declassified wears glasses with a computer display and pants that double as what?
A printer
Q 21Lindsey Shaw, who played Moze on Ned's Declassified, later had a recurring role as Paige McCullers on which teen drama?
Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars cast her as Paige from 2011 to 2017, after she had led the ABC Family comedy 10 Things I Hate About You.
Q 22After Ned's Declassified ended, Daniel Curtis Lee played Kornelius "Kojo" Jonesworth on which Disney XD sitcom?
Zeke and Luther
Zeke and Luther was his next series, and he went on to earn a linguistics degree and release a rap album.
Q 23Which head writer for The Fairly OddParents created both Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide and Johnny Test?
Scott Fellows
A printer is built into his pants, and he keeps a motherboard in his locker to round out the setup.
Q 14Moze, a trusted student on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, shows exceptional talent in which hands-on class?
Woodshop
Woodshop teacher Dusty Chopsaw calls her his best student and coaches her through her confusing feelings for Ned.
Q 15The first season of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide follows the trio through the first semester of which year?
7th grade
The trio's 7th grade year fills two whole seasons, one per semester, and only the third season moves them up a year.
Q 16Besides sunglasses and mini powdered donuts, Crubbs on Ned's Declassified is obsessed with which kind of bird?
Flamingos
Flamingos are one of his three fixations, and he also keeps a special room stocked with items taken from the lost and found.
Q 17Life Science teacher Mr. Monroe on Ned's Declassified coaches boys' basketball and also oversees which student group?
The Sewing Club
The Sewing Club is also where the bully Jerry Crony tries to hide his flair for fashion design.
Q 18Which business-suit-wearing student on Ned's Declassified keeps reminding classmates that she plans a career in law?
Claire Sawyer
Claire Sawyer introduces herself that way even to friends who have known her since pre-kindergarten, and classmates consult her on anything that sounds legal.
Q 19Which relentlessly optimistic Ned's Declassified student talks so fast that classmates cover his mouth or walk away?
Martin Qwerly
Martin Qwerly also holds elected class office, and classmates sometimes prop a cardboard cutout of themselves beside him to escape.
Q 20Christian Serratos, Ned's dream girl on Ned's Declassified, later starred as Rosita Espinosa on which AMC drama?
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead promoted her to series regular in its fifth season, and she later played the Tejano singer Selena for Netflix.
Scott Fellows also invented a private backstory for Gordy with actor Daran Norris: a trust-fund kid who took the school job only to keep his father happy.
Q 24The creator of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide went on to make which later Nickelodeon sitcom?
Big Time Rush
Big Time Rush follows four hockey players from Minnesota who are picked to form a pop group, an idea its creator modeled on The Monkees.
Q 25Daran Norris, the actor behind Gordy on Ned's Declassified, voices which character on The Fairly OddParents?
Cosmo
Cosmo is one of four characters he voices in that franchise, along with Mr. Turner, Jorgen Von Strangle and Anti-Cosmo.
Q 26Which Atlanta-born actor plays Ned Bigby, the tip-writing narrator of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?
Devon Werkheiser
Devon Werkheiser won the part in February 2003, then waited ten months before the series was picked up.
Q 27Which High School Musical star played Spencer, the theatre-obsessed drama club student on Ned's Declassified?
Corbin Bleu
Corbin Bleu's Spencer plays a lead in the school's Romeo and Juliet, and a jealous Ned ends up wrecking the production.
Q 28Which former child star directed several episodes of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?
Fred Savage
Fred Savage, the boy from The Wonder Years, became a go-to director for kids' sitcoms, also working on Zoey 101, Drake & Josh and Hannah Montana.
Q 29Which comedian and future daytime talk show co-host played Rose, the fortune-telling lunch lady on Ned's Declassified?
Loni Love
Loni Love, later of The Real, plays a lunch lady who reads the future in beans, peas or corn, and her predictions always come true in ways nobody expects.
Q 30On Ned's Declassified, Moze's boyfriend Faymen Porchin leaves Polk to play professional soccer in which country?
Brazil
Brazil is his homeland, which he admits to missing when the foreign language teacher chats with him in Portuguese.